Daily business jokes

Two blondes/sardars were driving towards the Statue of Liberty. The sign said: Statue of Liberty left So they were upset and went back home. Ever have guests come home who ask ‘Do you have a bathroom?’ Tell them: “No, we pee in the kitchen.” Student: Ma’am Teacher: Yes. Student: Would you punish me for something I clearly didn’t do? Teacher: Never, I wouldn’t punish you for something you didn’t do. Student: Great! I didn’t do my homework. Mom: Son, what are you doing? Son: I’m studying. Mom: Good boy, what are you studying? Son: Your future daughter in law's profile. Knock knock Whose there Isbina Isbina who? Isbina looong day. Without you my friend. Go to the nearest bird store and buy some bird seeds. When they get them to you, ask them how long will it take for the bird to grow and wait for their reaction. An officer came to inquire in my house and asked “Where were you between 4 and 5” Me: In kindergarten. Craving for attention from your children or grandchildren? Just